Mike Lindell Stiffs His Legal professionals FOR AMERICA

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Pour one out for the pillow fluffer! Or not, since he’s teetotal and can sue you for defamation in case you counsel that he purchased a girl a bottle of wine.

Really, scratch that. Mike Lindell simply misplaced all his attorneys, so drink up, youngsters!

Yesterday, attorneys for the election-denying pillow impresario filed motions to withdraw from representing him in three of his pending circumstances. His longtime counsel Andrew Parker, of the Minnesota-based agency Parker Daniels Kibort, claims to be owed hundreds of thousands of {dollars} in charges and incapable of bearing the price of continued illustration. In accordance with his motions to withdraw, Lindell informed the agency on Monday that no future funds can be forthcoming.

“On October 2, 2023, PDK was knowledgeable by Defendants that they don’t seem to be capable of get caught up with or make any fee on the massive quantity they owe in arrears nor pay for wherever close to the estimated expense of continuous to defend in opposition to the lawsuits going ahead, together with both the authorized charges or litigation prices,” he wrote, including that “Forcing PDK to proceed funding Defendants’ protection within the above-captioned matter would place PDK in critical monetary threat and will threaten the very existence of the agency.”

Parker seeks to withdraw from representing Lindell in defamation fits introduced by voting machine firms Dominion and Smartmatic, in addition to one by former Dominion govt Eric Coomer, whom Lindell accused of stealing the election. Parker doesn’t seem to have moved to withdraw from the motion to keep away from paying the $5 million reward Lindell supplied to anybody who might show his supposed smoking gun election fraud knowledge was rubbish, or the declare in opposition to the FBI for seizing Lindell’s telephone at a Hardee’s drive by means of in Minnesota.

Lindell, who just lately claimed that his firm is beneath IRS audit in a number of states for its worker compensation construction, says My Pillow is broke. Politico studies that Lindell blames his woes on woke American Categorical, which just lately lowered his line of credit score from $1 million to $100,000, leaving him barely capable of make payroll. However the issues hint again to not less than the summer time, when the corporate was pressured to auction off greater than 700 items of workplace tools because of declining gross sales.

It’s liberal lawfare, and the pillow man is aware of precisely who’s guilty.

Throughout his common scream remedy session with podcaster Steve Bannon, the devoutly Christian businessman known as his attorneys “brave,” earlier than defending his plan to stiff them on the invoice as a result of “I’ve to guard my firm.”

It’s a plot by Huge Woke to take down a fantastic American. However concern not, patriots, as a result of these colours don’t run. Lindell doesn’t know the place he’s going to get new attorneys, or how he’ll pay them for his or her companies. However he vowed to CNN that he’d by no means settle, “not in one million years.”

Shine on you loopy professional se diamond. And maintain pumping out these MAGA low cost codes.

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore the place she writes about regulation and politics and seems on the Opening Arguments podcast.

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